May
23
Red Velvet Cake
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No.. this is not a post about how to make red velvet cake or a review on red velvet cake. This is a post about the warnings of a red velvet cake. If you are like me and likes to eat red velvet cake, be aware that it turns the color of your poop red.
This morning as I take my morning routine, I looked down and I saw red poop. All sorts of pondering came about. Do I have cancer? What should I do about Sam? I should sell my home and make sure my family settle into something comfortable on one income. I should move all my savings to Sam’s college fund….. then I stop and remember I ate a red velvet cake last night. So… I did a search online and found that red velvet cake does turn your poop red. This was surprising because the previous times I ate it, this didn’t happen to me. Maybe it depends on the amount of food dye in the cake. Well… I had a scare this morning, but I’m still keeping an eye on my afternoon poop.
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